Klarinet Archive - Posting 000902.txt from 1999/06

From: "Donald L. Longacre Don L" <nw2v@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] presumptuous stealth cats
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 11:07:56 -0400

Lelia:
Your cat seems to be familiar with elements of biological fauna
classification as well as botany. My Akita, who snacks on cats, much like
humans do with Doritos, comments that Shadow, the stealth creature,although
well informed on insect classification is hardly prepared to howl in per-
fect 5ths when my master plays scales. Only dogs can do that. Cats make
sounds but they're hideously high pitched and invite trouble from canis
domesticus types. I once ate a box of his reeds, I couldn't howl before
that. Regards to Shadow, may he/she reside blissfully in bugdom, eating
(ack) catfood.
Shogun the Akita,
age: 8, wt: 110 lbs
Dog comments transcribed and emailed by Don

PS Shogy adds: for obligato howling, I prefer the tenor sax

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