Klarinet Archive - Posting 000641.txt from 1999/05

From: Richard Bush <rbushidioglot@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Floating witches and clarinets
Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 18:41:48 -0400

LeliaLoban@-----.com wrote:

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This involves quite a lot of squeaking and hooting, bound to
> evoke *some* sort of demons, so she's been looking for them along the top of
> the bedroom curtain rod and in other interesting places.
>
> Lelia
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Of course we jump over the fire naked. Jumping over it with clothes on is
> much too dangerous!"
> --Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle, in "The Wicker Man."

Do it with a feeler gauge. Drapes will stay intact.

Another possibility is to shackle left front leg of cat to right back leg--let
swim in a rain barrel for two hours. If the cat is still alive, it is not a witch.

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