Klarinet Archive - Posting 000125.txt from 1999/04

From: "David B. Niethamer" <dnietham@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] first hate mail
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 23:57:19 -0500

on 4/1/99 11:16 PM, Paulette W. Gulakowski wrote:

>I just got my first hate mail!

Well, my first reaction was - "hate mail - that must make you a
conductor" (!!)

Which reminded me of a joke.

Blind snake and blind rabbit meet in the forest. They agree since they
can't see each other that they will touch, and describe what they feel,
to get to know each other better. The snake goes first.

"Warm fur, big floppy ears, round fluffy tail...You must be a rabbit!!"

Now it's the rabbit's turn.

"Cold...slimy...no ears...YOU MUST BE A CONDUCTOR!!!"

David Niethamer
Principal Clarinet, Richmond Symphony
dnietham@-----.edu
http://members.aol.com/dbnclar1/

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