Klarinet Archive - Posting 000241.txt from 1998/08

From: <KlarBoy@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] Fwd: Bumper Stickers
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 20:21:48 -0400

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Hope this isn't too trivial :-)

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From: Ruben_Estrada@-----.com
id <PX9YNST3>; Thu, 6 Aug 1998 13:58:16 -0500
Subject: FW: FW: Bumper Stickers
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 13:56:56 -0500

funny stuff...

> > The New Wave Bumper Stickers
> >
> > My kid had sex with your Honor student.
> > You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
> > I don't suffer from insanity ..... I enjoy every minute of it!
> > If ignorance is bliss ..... then you must be orgasmic!
> > Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
> > I got a gun for my wife ..... best trade I ever made.
> > So you're a feminist ....... isn't that cute?
> > Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
> > To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.
> > Earth is the mental ward for the Universe.
> > Horn broken - watch for finger.
> > Keep honking .... I'm reloading.
> > As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
> > Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
> > Sometimes I wake up grumpy ..... other times I let her sleep.
> > I want to die like my Grampa - in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming
> > like his passengers .....
> > Montana - at least our cows are sane!
> > Guns don't kill people ...... Postal Workers do!
> > I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a
> vegetarian!
> > Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot!
>
>

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