Klarinet Archive - Posting 000146.txt from 1998/07

From: "Steven J Goldman, MD" <gpsc@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] The Vibrato Rap
Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 02:51:18 -0400

NEWS FLASH

Those interested in hysterically correct music practices take note. The
original manuscript of VIBRATO has been discovered in the boys bathroom of
the small 18th c. convent of Baden Baden und Evenvers. What it was doing in
the boys bathroom is not clear. What the boys bathroom was doing in the
convent is even less clear; however in the manuscript, the fourth verse has
been scratched out and a new verse added in Herr Goldman's own hand.
Analysis of the ink showed it to be of a latter date, and should probably be
considered his final thought on the matter - some think it may be just his
final thought. In any event the revised fourth verse reads:

VIBRATO VIBRATO, fast or slow,
Should I use it in Stravinski or a Carl Stamitz rondo?

Trying not to take things too seriously,

Steve

-----Original Message-----
From: Steven J Goldman, MD [mailto:gpsc@-----.com]
Subject: [kl] The Vibrato Rap

As the dust settles after the shoot-out at the OK (only klarinets) Choral, I
would like to dedicate this song to all those

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