Klarinet Archive - Posting 000345.txt from 1998/05

From: Roger Garrett <rgarrett@-----.edu>
Subj: [kl] One of my favorites......from a performer's perspective
Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 23:00:56 -0400

> > One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he
> > tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy
> > little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean
> > to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
> >
> > "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it
> > was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I
> > didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
> >
> > "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've
> > never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
> >
> > So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're
> > soft, and cuddly, and a little fluffy tail, a dear twitchy little
> > nose, AND YOU HAVE SUCH BIG, MARVELOUS EARS! You must be a bunny
> > rabbit!
> >
> > (And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.)
> >
> > Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, WHAT kind
> > of animal are YOU?"
> >
> > And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to
> > examine HIM, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what
> > kind of an animal am I?"
> >
> > So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard,
> > you're cold, you're slimy, and you haven't got any ears......
> >
> > You must be a CONDUCTOR.

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