Klarinet Archive - Posting 000341.txt from 1998/05

From: Bill Hausmann <bhausman@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re: klarinet Digest 6 May 1998 20:15:01 -0000 Issue 40
Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 22:13:33 -0400

At 09:37 AM 5/7/98, you wrote:
>Brent Eresman <beresman@-----.com> wrote:
>
>>"Put a Watermelon on my Grave and Let the Juice Soak Through."
>>"Put Your Snout under the Spout where the Gospel Comes Out,"
>>I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back Cryin' over You"
>>This stuff is better than all of the instrument jokes! There have to
>>be more of these...
>
>There are. After I posted
>"He Put In a Bar in the Back of his Car, and He's Driving Himself to Drink"
>Ed Lacy sent me
>"Every Man Has His Woman, but the Iceman Has His Pick"
>
>By the way, I'm pretty sure that the "Tears in my Ears" title was
>"I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back in my Bed while I Cry over
>You"
>
Here's a REAL oldie (I have it on a acoustic 78 rpm record): "How Could
Washington Be a Married Man (and Never Tell a Lie)?"

Bill Hausmann bhausman@-----.com
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