Klarinet Archive - Posting 000043.txt from 1998/05

From: "Jason Cable" <sebac@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Instrument Jokes - An Observation
Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 20:49:39 -0400

Ok. That is hitting below the belt. Viola and horn jokes are fine but
when you go for the oboe... But if you like OBOE jokes just ask Mr.
Justin Wood to send his wonderful collection to the list.

Jason L. Cable

Co-Principal Clarinet, Warren Area High School Band
Principal Oboe, WAHS Orchestra
Oboe, Warren Civic Orchestra

>Well, if you go into the realm of instrument-specific jokes, the
lameness
>begins to increase. At least for the jokes I know. For example:
>
>How do you fix a cracked oboe?
> Use duck tape.
>
>So I think I may go back to the non-instrument specific realm, since I
>know more of those!!
>
>What do you call two oboes playing in unison?
> A minor second.
>

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