Klarinet Archive - Posting 000021.txt from 1998/05

From: "Joshua M. Coleman" <joshcole@-----.Edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Instrument Jokes - An Observation
Date: Fri, 1 May 1998 20:44:58 -0400

> What I'd like to see are more jokes that are INSTRUMENT-SPECIFIC -
> they really only apply to one instrument and derive their humor
> from some UNIQUE aspect of that instrument. A good example was
> the joke I heard recently on "Prarie Home Companion" -
> Q: How do you know you're dating a French Horn player?
> A: When he kisses you he has his hand up your rear end.

Well, if you go into the realm of instrument-specific jokes, the lameness
begins to increase. At least for the jokes I know. For example:

How do you fix a cracked oboe?
Use duck tape.

So I think I may go back to the non-instrument specific realm, since I
know more of those!!

What do you call two oboes playing in unison?
A minor second.

At any rate, have a great day, and Scott -- Congrats!!!

Joshua Coleman
NMSU

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