Klarinet Archive - Posting 000005.txt from 1998/05

From: fgarcia@-----.edu (Frank Garcia)
Subj: [kl] Re: Instrument Jokes
Date: Fri, 1 May 1998 06:27:27 -0400

OK...here's my fav jokes.

What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
The dead guy's on the inside of a coffin.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Put your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Frank (eargerly awaiting more humor!)

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