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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000004.txt from 1998/05

From: "Justin Wood" <olio555@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Instrument Jokes
Date: Fri, 1 May 1998 06:27:26 -0400

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What's the range of a tuba? I play tuba...I am not a tuba basher or
anything!

A:20 yards if you have a good arm.
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How do you fix a tuba?

A: With a tube a' glue. (tuba glue?)
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How many tuba players does it take
to change a light bulb?

A: 4. 1 to hold the lightbulb, and the
other 3 to drink until the room spins.
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I think that is enough for now.

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