Klarinet Archive - Posting 001742.txt from 1998/04

From: Shouryu Nohe <jnohe@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 09:46:40 -0400

On Wed, 29 Apr 1998, Jason Hsien wrote:

> Fine fine...
>
> What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
> Gifted.

Okay, you're gonna pay for that one!

What is the difference between a seamstress and a high school clarinetist?
A seamstress tucks up the frills.

Shouryu Nohe
Professor of SCSM102, New Mexico State Univ.
http://web.nmsu.edu/~jnohe; ICQ 6771552
Coffee Drinker, Musician, Otaku, Jesus Freak, Admirer of Women
(Not necessarily in that order)
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