Klarinet Archive - Posting 001728.txt from 1998/04

From: "Joshua M. Coleman" <joshcole@-----.Edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes (fwd)
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:49 -0400

A forward:

Mr. Neil Leupold was having some difficulties sending this. Enjoy!

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*Transmission from Mr. Leupold beginning now*

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

-- You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline...

*End of transmission*
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Joshua M. Coleman
http://web.nmsu.edu/~joshcole
(Under construction always because I have NO TIME to do anything with it!)

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to
see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If an elephant falls, which suffers more: the elephant or the ground?

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