Klarinet Archive - Posting 001709.txt from 1998/04

From: "Joshua M. Coleman" <joshcole@-----.Edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:30 -0400

On Wed, 29 Apr 1998, Jessica Burkart wrote:

> How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
> One, but he will go through a whole box of bulbs before finding just
> the right one.

How many flautists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light bulb needs changing?

How many soprani does it take to change a light bulb?
One: She'll stand on a stool holding the lightbulb to the socket as
the world revolves around her.

How many trombones?
One, but he'll probably do it too loudly.

Okay, sorry, I'll stop for now... hehe

Joshua M. Coleman
http://web.nmsu.edu/~joshcole
(Under construction always because I have NO TIME to do anything with it!)

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to
see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If an elephant falls, which suffers more: the elephant or the ground?

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