Klarinet Archive - Posting 001703.txt from 1998/04

From: exner@-----. Exner)
Subj: [kl] Re: Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:24 -0400

On Wed, 29 Apr 1998 17:10:47 -0400 Mark Bradley <markb@-----.com> writes:
>Hello to everyone...
>
>Regarding instrument jokes. We all know that they are bad jokes and
>better left to the middle school band director, but some (definitely
>not
>all) instrument jokes can make a statement about playing an
>instrument,
>and some are kind of funny.
>
>Please, share your best, worst, or most interesting instrument joke.
>
>--
>Mark A. Bradley
>markb@-----.com
>http://www.slic.com/bradley/index.html
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>Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
> The bassoon burns longer.
>What is a burning oboe good for?
> Setting a bassoon on fire.
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>
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My favorite: (With apologies to my husband)

What is the difference between an onion and a saxophone?
No one cries when you cut up a saxophone.

J. Exner

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