Klarinet Archive - Posting 001693.txt from 1998/04

From: David Frank <dave81477@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 17:50:47 -0400

Ok. How do you get two piccolos (or for that matter two Eb Clarinets) to
play in tune?
Answer: Shoot one!
Or.....how do you get a viola player to play pp, with lots of vibrato?
Answer: Mark the part ff and Solo!
David Frank, Seattle

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From: Mark Bradley <markb@-----.com>
Subject: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 17:10:47 -0400

Hello to everyone...

Regarding instrument jokes. We all know that they are bad jokes and
better left to the middle school band director, but some (definitely not
all) instrument jokes can make a statement about playing an instrument,
and some are kind of funny.

Please, share your best, worst, or most interesting instrument joke.

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Mark A. Bradley
markb@-----.com
http://www.slic.com/bradley/index.html
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Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.
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