Klarinet Archive - Posting 001687.txt from 1998/04

From: Mark Bradley <markb@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 17:10:47 -0400

Hello to everyone...

Regarding instrument jokes. We all know that they are bad jokes and
better left to the middle school band director, but some (definitely not
all) instrument jokes can make a statement about playing an instrument,
and some are kind of funny.

Please, share your best, worst, or most interesting instrument joke.

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Mark A. Bradley
markb@-----.com
http://www.slic.com/bradley/index.html
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Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.
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