Klarinet Archive - Posting 000981.txt from 1998/03

From: Shouryu Nohe <jnohe@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: Shouryu Nohe, enlighten me
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 02:27:49 -0500

On Tue, 17 Mar 1998, Dan Leeson: LEESON@-----.edu wrote:

> Shouryu writes such excellent notes and I enjoy reading them.

Thank you. ^_^

> But each one ends with a most cryptic statement. It says that
> Shouryu is Professor of SCSM102 and I feel guilty for not knowing
> what that is.

Doh...I knew this was going to get me in trouble...

> Part of it I can understand. The first four letters stand for
> Super Collosol Sado Masochism but the 102 is not clear. Generally

Sticks and stones / May break my bones
But whips and chains / Excite me

^_^

> College courses have 101 as the beginning class and 102 as the
> more advanced one. But since Super Collosol Sado Masochism is
> a class that cannot have but one quarter (because everyone is
> either dead or sexually exhausted after one quarter), so I for
> one want to know of SCSM102 is.

Advanced Torture/Pleasure Induction Through Medieval Torture. Review the
last few minutes of "Braveheart" as you read the syllabus.

Actually, the title stemmed from a remark someone made to Joshua Colema,
my roommate, inferring him as being too sarcastic. However, it is agreed
between the both of us that I often go waaaay too far with my sarcasm.
When he pointed this out on the list, he stated that I was the professor
of SCSM102: Introduction to Advanced Sarcasm and Insulting Rhetoric. I
couldn't help but laugh my brains out, and decided to include it in my sig
as a running gag. I imagine that it's probably confusing to many people
who missed the posts (you were still touring the southwest at the
time....this all happened about a week after your lecture in El Paso),
since I'm an undergrad, yet I 'claim' to be a professor. ^_^

> There is also a mystery in the arrangement of his preferences:
>
> Coffee Drinker, Musician, Otaku, Jesus Freak, Admirer of
> Women (Not necessarily in that order)
>
> But then, why was that order selected? What subtlty is being
> transmitted here.

Its a secret plan I plan to invoke...you notice, if you take the first
letters of each word: CDMOJFAoW. Joshua has excellent facility when in
comes to playing...I'm a little jealous, so I'm going to put a stop to
his finger superiority. I want to secretly influence everyone to begin

C utting
D own
M ost
O f
J osh's
F inger
A gility
o r
W iggling.

Hope this clears things up!

Currently laughing his brains out,
Shouryu Nohe
Professor of SCSM102, New Mexico State Univ.
http://web.nmsu.edu/~jnohe; ICQ 6771552
Coffee Drinker, Musician, Otaku, Jesus Freak, Admirer of Women (winkwink)
(Not necessarily in that order)
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"This is a far greater punishment than mankind deserved. This is the
real 'Dead Sea.'" - Fuyutsuki Kozo
"Yet this is a world that has been purified and purged of the
original sin." - Ikari Gendo
"I'd rather live in a world with people, no matter how stained with sin."