Klarinet Archive - Posting 000238.txt from 1998/02

From: JohnnyWalt@-----.com
Subj: Why we're all so tired
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 1998 04:42:14 -0500

> > WHY WE'RE ALL SO TIRED
> > For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron deficient
> > >blood,
> > lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.
> > But now I found out the real reason.
> > I'm tired because I'm overworked.
> > The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million
> > >are
> > retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
> > There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do
> > >the
> > >> work.
> > Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
> > >government.
> > This leaves 19 million to do the work.
> > Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million
> > >to
> > do the work.
> > Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
> > >and
> > City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
> > There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000
> > >to
> > do the work.
> > Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two
> > people to do the work.
> > You and me.
> > And you're sitting there screwing around on email.
> > >>

   
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