Klarinet Archive - Posting 000547.txt from 1998/01

From: lanewhite@-----.com (Lane G White)
Subj: Re: [Fwd: Need Info: Kohlert A Clarinet]
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 1998 09:25:43 -0500

On Sat, 10 Jan 1998 23:22:12 CST "Diane Karius, Ph.D."
<dikarius@-----.edu> writes:
>> > No, no - this will ruin the pads. Since wood and ducks both float
>in
>> > water, you find a duck and some balance scales....
>>
>> Why not just *ask* the duck whether the clarinet's made of wood?
>>
>Why mess around an amateur? Get a woodpecker and be certain!

One things for certain: nobody's seen any Monty Python around here...