Klarinet Archive - Posting 000124.txt from 1997/12

From: Neil Leupold <nleupold@-----.edu>
Subj: A sampling joke
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 12:39:38 -0500

Why are violists difficult to hear on CD recordings?
Because they are recorded with the use of noise reduction.

Have you heard about the new form of urban violence?
People have been witnessed committing drive-by viola solos...

(ba-dump bump *ching*)