Klarinet Archive - Posting 000314.txt from 1997/11

From: Nicholas Yuk Sing Yip <nyip@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: funny joke Clarinet
Date: Fri, 7 Nov 1997 23:27:23 -0500

On Fri, 7 Nov 1997, David C. Blumberg wrote:

>
> Guy walks into a bank cradling a clarinet against his chest. Walks up
> to the teller, says (REAL tense voice here...) "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR
> MONEY!!!
> The teller looks at him, looks at the clarinet, starts to laugh.
> "That's just a clarinet you're carrying there !!!"
> The Clarinet player answers (even more tense voice, all choked and
> forced...) "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME PLAY YET!!!!"
>
>
>
.... and then the teller pulls out his french horn and before he knew it,
the clarinet guy along with everyone else had ran out of the bank screaming.
After that incident no one came back and the teller was fired.
The teller then says " HELL, AT LEAST THE MONEY WAS NOT STOLEN!! MAYBE I
SHOULD TRY OUT FOR SECURITY, I DO HAVE THE RIGHT WEAPON!!!"