Klarinet Archive - Posting 000307.txt from 1997/11

From: "David C. Blumberg" <reedman@-----.com>
Subj: funny joke Clarinet
Date: Fri, 7 Nov 1997 15:30:23 -0500

Guy walks into a bank cradling a clarinet against his chest. Walks up
to the teller, says (REAL tense voice here...) "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR
MONEY!!!
The teller looks at him, looks at the clarinet, starts to laugh.
"That's just a clarinet you're carrying there !!!"
The Clarinet player answers (even more tense voice, all choked and
forced...) "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME PLAY YET!!!!"