Klarinet Archive - Posting 001392.txt from 1997/10

From: "Diane Karius, Ph.D." <dikarius@-----.edu>
Subj: Clarinet jokes (no light bulbs)
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 05:37:46 -0500

These were sent to me by an oh-so-supportive family member - some of
them actually seem original. (and no, the list does NOT include the
joke about how many light bulbs...)

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Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a
cat in heat?
Of course there is, but only if the cat's in good health.

Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do a clarinet and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

What's the difference between a clarinet's and a saxophone's hospital
use?
The saxophone is used to lull crying babies to sleep and the clarinet to
wake coma patients.

Diane R. Karius, Ph.D.
Department of Physiology
University of Health Sciences
2105 Independence Ave.
Kansas City, MO 64124
email: dikarius@-----.EDU