Klarinet Archive - Posting 001384.txt from 1997/10

From: mac720@-----.com (M A C)
Subj: Michelle Ann Langrock <mlangroc@-----.edu>: Fwd:
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 05:37:39 -0500

> READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
>
> A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the
> second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
> nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
> The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He
> looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
club
> away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
> is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
> lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man
decides to
> take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the
> man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole
> in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
> of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
the
> frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go
> to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
> "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
> " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
"Rabbit.$3000,black
> 6."
> Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
man
> figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
> them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
hotel.
> He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
> replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
frog
> did
> for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
> gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
> ended up in my room."
>
> The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
> everyone who passes it on.

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