Klarinet Archive - Posting 000659.txt from 1997/10

From: ROBERT HOWE <arehow@-----.net>
Subj: Re: censure
Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 16:47:00 -0400

Roger Garrett wrote:
>
> Answer to the number of clarinetists needed to change a lightbulb....

Six. One changes the light bulb and the other five talk about how they
each could have done it faster.
>
> Just one, but he has to go through a whole box of lightbulbs to find just
> the right one.
>
> RG
>
> On Wed, 15 Oct 1997, Scott D. Morrow wrote:
>
> > As far as humour is concened (guilty! guilty! guilty! ), I welcome
> > it as long as it is appropriate to the list and doesn't become
> > overwhelming!
> >
> > -Scott
> >
> > P.S. How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
> > (Answer posted later)
> >
> > Scott D. Morrow
> > Department of Biochemistry
> > School of Hygiene and Public Health
> > Johns Hopkins University
> > (410) 955-3631
> >
> > SDM@-----.edu
> >
> >
> >