Klarinet Archive - Posting 000495.txt from 1997/08

From: SDM@-----. Morrow)
Subj: Re: Clarinets Dominate!
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 20:57:51 -0400

>Some of the saxophonists in my performance group like to say the alto sax
>is superior to the Bb clarinet. This is done in harmless fun, of
>course, so I'm not interested in any thing along the lines "Just ignore
>them." I would really like to know a few original, clean comebacks to
>them. Thanx!
>
>Mel
>hlandry@-----.com

Of COURSE the also sax is superior to the clarinet! You can't scoop up
NEARLY as much sand in the bell of a clarinet as you can in the bell of an
alto sax!

-Scott

Scott D. Morrow
Department of Biochemistry
School of Hygiene and Public Health
Johns Hopkins University
(410) 955-3631

SDM@-----.edu