Klarinet Archive - Posting 000271.txt from 1997/08

From: pmedina@-----.net
Subj: Joke-sax comebacks-wind related
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 1997 15:12:56 -0400

>>Hope you enjoy this, its a bit of a hoot:
>>
>>A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches
>>through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most
>>definitely not happy.
>>
>>"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
>>
>>"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon.
>>Everything there is golden."
>>
>>"Bullshit! There's no such place!"
>>
>>Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden
>>floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"
>>
>>The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks
>>the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden
>>Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
>>
>>"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender
>>answers the phone.
>>
>>"Yes it is," bartender answers.
>>
>>"Do you have huge golden doors?"
>>
>>"Sure do."
>>
>>"Do you have golden floors?"
>>
>>"Most certainly do."
>>
>>"What about golden urinals?"
>>
>>There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender
>>yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed
>>in your saxophone last night!"
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