Klarinet Archive - Posting 000076.txt from 1997/08

From: lep@-----.com (Lauren Peterson)
Subj: Re: Clarinets Dominate!
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 1997 03:10:41 -0400

How About.......

Saxophones are a lot like a kettle. Nothing comes out but steam.

~Lauren

>Some of the saxophonists in my performance group like to say the alto sax
>is superior to the Bb clarinet. This is done in harmless fun, of
>course, so I'm not interested in any thing along the lines "Just ignore
>them." I would really like to know a few original, clean comebacks to
>them. Thanx!
>
>Mel
>hlandry@-----.com
>