Klarinet Archive - Posting 000070.txt from 1997/08

From: the Grouch <d-grouch@-----.net>
Subj: Re: Clarinets Dominate!
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 1997 03:10:35 -0400

-- [ From: the Grouch * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] --

> Some of the saxophonists in my performance group like to say the alto sax
> is superior to the Bb clarinet. This is done in harmless fun, of
> course, so I'm not interested in any thing along the lines "Just ignore
> them." I would really like to know a few original, clean comebacks to
> them. Thanx!
>
Mel -

A man once threw an old de-humidifier into a dumpster and it landed squarely
on a saxophone.

This is believed to be the only known case of true perfect pitch in history.

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Wm Laubengayer TANSTAAFL and TANJ