Klarinet Archive - Posting 000067.txt from 1997/08

From: "Michael D. Moors" <mdmoors@-----.us>
Subj: Re: Clarinets Dominate!
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 1997 15:01:44 -0400

How about:

Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a Diesel Engine?

A: You an tune a diesel engine.

At 12:03 PM 8/3/97 EDT, you wrote:
>Some of the saxophonists in my performance group like to say the alto sax
>is superior to the Bb clarinet. This is done in harmless fun, of
>course, so I'm not interested in any thing along the lines "Just ignore
>them." I would really like to know a few original, clean comebacks to
>them. Thanx!
>
>Mel
>hlandry@-----.com
>
>

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