Klarinet Archive - Posting 000979.txt from 1997/07

From: Neil Leupold <nleupold@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: Float Test and cologne/Koln
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 1997 02:39:08 -0400

On Thu, 31 Jul 1997, pharmacy wrote:

> Yeah, Fred, in the oven overnight (on "warm"; I wouldn't recommend a
> higher temperature). It dried quite nicely, although there's a bump in
> the middle that wasn't there before. (Does this mean that I've
> determined that it's wood, or does plastic bulge in an oven, too?) I
> worked for hours to get all the keys back on but have two left over.
> They don't look very important, though.
> No offense taken, Fred! It's my first experiment with this type of
> instrument determination and boy, is it a challenge.

I believe what we have here is the most serious challenge ever to
Scott Morrow's reign as Klarinet's unofficial giggles peddler.
This has got to be the funniest thread I've ever seen on the list
in the past 5 years -- and all done with a straight face. Sheer
genius! You've got quite a few people still wondering whether or
not this is all for real! More, Carol! More! Brava!