Klarinet Archive - Posting 000617.txt from 1997/07

From: benevolent1@-----. Horney)
Subj: Re: Reed Prices
Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 19:45:41 -0400

Hey, it really is my name, my middle name is Beth. Actually. I have
relatives who say Hor-neigh (like a horse), please, I've had enough jokes
for a lifetime, so I'm used to it. In second grade, it was "Horneytoad,"
later it got more serious. If you really have any doubts, please check
out the Texas Department of Public Safety, they have all Texas Drivers
licenses on-line. I hate it when I am required to fill out a from using
only my middle initial, I can deal with my whole name, or leaving the "B"
out, but I digress. I'm OK with it now, in fact it has made me a
stronger person, but before I enter a career in politics, I will need to
marry a guy with a "normal" last name. Any takers? (jk)

Have fun!

Sarah