Klarinet Archive - Posting 000714.txt from 1997/06

From: "R Tennenbaum" <rtenn@-----.com>
Subj: Re: conductors - not clarinet specific
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 1997 00:27:08 -0400

>Anyway, PBS has currently got
>a show out about an orchestra that has no conductor.

I won't breach the subject of conductors being a necessary evil, but
I will pass on the following joke I caught elsewhere, though I'm sure
it's familiar to many:

A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were discussing their careers, and
got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.

The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to
pay me respect."

The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss
my ring."

To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I
step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my
God!'"

Rafe T.
http://www.quicklink.com/~rtenn

   
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