Klarinet Archive - Posting 000656.txt from 1997/05

From: "Todd and Lynnette Staley" <nette@-----.net>
Subj: On a lighter note
Date: Tue, 27 May 1997 05:45:32 -0400

You know, we've all been a little steamed lately at the lack of tolerance
shown by some on the list and I applaud all of you who have the opinion
that there are no stupid questions. As a future educator, I concur
completely with this opinion and hope we can all get past this situation.
This has, so far, been a great forum for discussion and I would hate to
see that compromised. I think that everyone should strive to be a lifelong
learner. That said, I have heard a couple of good musician jokes that I'm
sure that you have all heard before, but I will bore you with again;

How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right
bulb.

How much should a conductor weigh?
About 2 1/2 pounds including the urn.

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. She holds it up and the world revolves around her.

How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

Thanks to all for the great information; keep it coming!

Lynnette M. Staley
SIUC
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Todd & Lynnette Staley
email: nette@-----.net

   
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