Klarinet Archive - Posting 000061.txt from 1997/05

From: SDM@-----. Morrow)
Subj: (-: NEW MARCHING BAND LIST :-)
Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 18:17:16 -0400

Due to the overwhelming response to the topic of marching bands, we have
decided to start a separate list for JUST MARCHING BAND!
The address will be: March@-----.sax

*All subscribers will be REQUIRED to submit a post each morning at 6:30 am,
and to stand around waiting for an answer until 9:00 am.
*All posts must be memorized, and submitted in the proper formation.
*Discussions will only take place when the temperatures outside are above
90F or below 20F.
*Each subscriber will be graded on his/her posts.
*Posts must be typed using a steady beat (Please avoid using symbols, as
these tend to make the system crash.)

I look forward to seeing all of you at this exciting new list! (Remember:
you can't sign up for the concert band list unless you subscribe to the
marching band list!)

(P.S. In order to help maintain the list, each subscriber will be required
to sell 10 pizzas, 50 candy bars, 6 sub sandwiches, 5 T-shirts, 20 raffle
tickets, and to help out with the annual car wash.)

-Scott

Scott D. Morrow
Department of Biochemistry
School of Hygiene and Public Health
Johns Hopkins University
(410) 955-3631

SDM@-----.edu