Klarinet Archive - Posting 000526.txt from 1997/04

From: Marshall Mentz <mmentz@-----.edu>
Subj: Kosher for Passover Reeds :-)
Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 09:00:27 -0400

Now, just in time for Passover, it's the first unleavened reed! In the
true spirit of the Exodus from Egypt in which the Jewish clarinet players
didn't have enough time to let their reeds soak enough water before they
left, we are offering the first Kosher for Passover Reed. Our new reed,
made entirely out of compressed Matzoh, provides the player with that
"dry reed" feel, no matter how long you leave it in your mouth or in a
glass of water. Finally you can entertain your family and friends at the
Seder and have confidence that like your food, your reed is Kosher for
Passover.
PLUS, they taste great with a dab of cream cheese!
Another fine product brought to you by the Manishevitz Company.

Marshall Mentz
mmentz@-----.edu