Klarinet Archive - Posting 000038.txt from 1997/03

From: Sherri <sheba@-----.NET>
Subj: Re: Stupid Questions (was:Upsetting situation)
Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 15:17:52 -0500

On 28 Feb 97 , Scott D. Morrow wrote :

> 1) Which end of the clarinet do you blow into?
> 2) Do the keys go on the top or the bottom?
> 3) If you finger a low E, could you use the clarinet as a drinking straw?
> 4) Do you really need the reed?
> 5) How do you keep the batteries from falling out the end?

My favorite is:

"What's a Bb ( pronouced Bee bee) Clarinet?"

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