Klarinet Archive - Posting 001024.txt from 1997/02

From: "Michael D. Moors" <mdmoors@-----.US>
Subj: Re: Stupid Questions (was:Upsetting situation)
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 09:55:01 -0500

If I finger low E, use my clarinet as a straw will it discolor my flavored
reeds?

Mike Moors

At 09:08 AM 2/28/97 -0500, you wrote:
>>Well said Mr. Leupold, I think we all need to remeber that perhaps we've
>>all been where Ken Chin is. There is no stupid question.
>>
>>Jessica
>>
>
>I beg to differ! Just for the sake of argument, I would like to propose
>that there ARE stupid questions! Among them:
>
>1) Which end of the clarinet do you blow into?
>2) Do the keys go on the top or the bottom?
>3) If you finger a low E, could you use the clarinet as a drinking straw?
>4) Do you really need the reed?
>5) How do you keep the batteries from falling out the end?
>
>Sort of puts everything into perspective, doesn't it!
>
>-Scott
>
>
>Scott D. Morrow
>Department of Biochemistry
>School of Hygiene and Public Health
>Johns Hopkins University
>(410) 955-3631
>
>SDM@-----.edu
>
>
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