Klarinet Archive - Posting 000656.txt from 1997/02

From: Gary Young <gyoung@-----.COM>
Subj: FW: Humor (Music- but not clarinet-related)
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 09:22:02 -0500

I got the following list as a forward from a friend. I think some of it is
hilarious, and thought you'd think so too I hope no one minds it's not
specific to clarinet. If you do, delete it.

Gary Young

Benzino Gasolini's Liszt of Grampy Nominees:
(FKA: "Benzino Gasolini's Christmas Liszt," but, well, it's February)

Liszt: Les Quaaludes
Angle DS 847569
L'Orchestre de la Suisse Cheese
Karl Boom, conductor

Mendelssohn: Accidental Music to "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Capitalist 3777
Bathroom Festspiel Orchestra
Daniel Barenbomb, conductor

Mendelstotter: Peace March of the Priests
Deutsche Gestalt Gesundheit 3330-676
Stuttgart Chamber of Commerce Orchestra
Raymond Leper, conductor

Mozart: The Magic Schoolbus
Argyle ML 34277
Chorus and Orchestra of the Royal Opera House Covert Garden
Sir Adrian Dolt, conductor

Mozart: Symphonie Disconcertante
Enigma 67580
Anne-Soapy Mutter, violin; Pamela McCuddles-Edelweiss, viola
The Fitzwilliam Hippocampus Consortium of Miami University
Akira Nintendo, conductor

Offenbach: Orpheus in his Underwear
Erratum STU 77080
I Soloisti de Zig Zagreb
Loren Mazeltov, conductor

Orff: Carmina Piranha
Douche Gramphon Gemutlichkest 7201-75
Academy of St. Christopher on the Dashboard
Sir Neville Marinara, conductor

Purcell: Trumpet Involuntary
Serigraph S 64749
Wynton Veal Marsala, trumpet
Disneyland Wind Ensemble
Wilhelm Fahrtwangler, conductor

Respighi: Ancient Errors and Dunces for the Lout
Telefunk CX3 42256
Dumbarton Oaks Chamber Pot Orchestra
Rafael Freshbatch de Burgers, conductor

Respighi: The Mountains of Chrome
Turnover TVA 64784
Eastman Kodak Symphony Orchestra
Howard Handsome, conductor

Respighijklmnoops: The Pines of Sol
Archaic DT 9477356
Halley's Comet Orchestra
Sir John Barbarian, conductor

Rimsky Ofkorsakov: Le Coq au Vin
TWA #800
Vienna Volkswagen Orchestra
Richard Boinng, conductor

Sherbet: Unfurnished Symphony
Deutsche Gewurtztraminer Gazelleschaft 8988
New York Philanthropic Orchestra
Earnest Answerman, conductor

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