Klarinet Archive - Posting 000532.txt from 1996/12

From: Julianne Kirk <julesclava@-----.EDU>
Subj: FW: Unofficial Smilie Dictionary (fwd)
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 1996 19:01:40 -0500

--> (G*) Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

:-) Happy Person
:-( Sad Person
:---( Person Who Is Sad Becase Their Nose Is Large
:-D Person laughing
:-| Person Unsure Of Which Long-Distance Company To Use
>8-O-(&) Person Who Just Found Out They Have A Tapeworm
;-) Person Winking
.-) Person That Is Happy Despite Losing An Eye
:-OWW A Person Vomiting A Series Of Slim Jims
:-Q Person Who Has Just Had CyberSex And Is Now Enjoying
A CyberCigarette
:-{8 A Person Who Is Unhappy Of The Results Of Her Breast
Inlargment Surgry
~oE}:-| FisherPerson Heading For The Market With A Basket
On Their Head Containing A Three-Legged Octopus
That Is Giving Off Smells
(-: User Is Left Handed
%-> User Has Been Staring At The Computer Screen For
Too Long
:*) User Is Drunk (But Happy)
[:] User Is A Robot
8-) User Is Wearing Sunglasses
8:-) User Is Wearing Sunglasses On Forehead
::-) User Wears Normal Glasses, For Everyday Use
-) User Wears Contacts
B-) User Wears Horned-Rimmed Glasses
:-{) User Has A Mustache
:-{} User Is Wearing Lipstick
{:-) User Is Wearing A Toupee
}:-( User's Toupee Is In An Updraft
}:-) User Has A Unabrow
:-[ User Is A Vampire
:-E User Is A Bucktoothed Vampire
:-F User Is A Bucktoothed Vampire, missing a tooth
:-7 User Just Made A Wry Statenent
:-* User Just Ate Something Sour
:-)~ User Is Drooling
:-~( User Has A Cold
:'-( User Is Crying
:'-) User Is Happily Crying
:-= User Is Screaming
:-# User Wears Braces
:-^( User Has A Broken Nose
:<) User Is From An Ivy League School
:-& User Is Tongue Tied
-:-) User Is A Punk-Rocker
-:-( User Is A Real Punk-Rocker (real ones don't smile)
=:-) User Is A Hose Head
:=) User Lives Next To A Nuclear Power Plant (two noses)
+-:-) User Is The Pope, Or Holds Some Other Religious Office
':-) User Shaved One Of Their Eye-Brows Off
|-I User Is Aleep
|-O User Is Yawning/Snoring (depends if "|-I" has come yet)
:-? User Smokes A Pipe
O-) User Enjoys Scuba Diving
O :-) User Is An Angel (At Heart)
:-P User Is Sticking Out Their Tounge
:-S User Just Made An Incoherent Statement
:-D User Is Laughing
:-X User's Lips Are Sealed
:-C User Is Bummed
<-|-) User Is Chinese
<-|-( User Is Chinese, and Doesn't Like This Smilie
:-/ User Is Skeptical
C=:-) User Is A Chef
== User Is PRO Nuclear War
::=)) User Lives Next To A Nuclear Power Plant
*<:-) User Is Wearing A Santa Hat
:-O Oh-Oh!
(8-o "Oh, No! Mr. Bill!"
*:o) Bozo The Clown
:-9 User Is Licking Their Lips
%-6 User Is Braindead
[:-) User Is Wearing A Walk-Man
<:-I User Is A Dunce
K:-P User Is A Little Kid With A Beanie On
K:-) User Is Just Wearing A Beanie
O- User Is A DNRC Member (must be a member to know meaning)
=:-) User Is Wearing A Turban
User Is Invisible
X-( User Just Died
8 :-) User Is A Wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie (a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in
an updraft, a mustache and a double chin