Klarinet Archive - Posting 000234.txt from 1996/12

From: "Scott D. Morrow" <SDM@-----.EDU>
Subj: Re: magazine for clarinetists :--)
Date: Mon, 9 Dec 1996 23:30:54 -0500

>-->Does anybody know of a magazine for clarinetists?
>-->Dr. Kurt Weissen
>
>A copy of "Cat Fancy" to Brad Behn. "Dog Fancy" to everybody else.
>
>I beg your pardon! I have not read many comments supporting the rather far
>fetched theory that dogs may be the superior animal.
>
>I would like to suggest that all REAL clarinet players are indeed true to the
>superior beast...CATS
>
>Further more, I would like to take a few moments now to say that if you love
>dogs, you may as well be playing the Sax!
>
>Brad

Actually, I believe this argument is moot, as neither the cat OR
the dog can play the clarinet! In fact, with such short fingers and no
opposable thumbs, I would suggest that the best EITHER of these animals
could manage would be brass or percussion!
This fact actually clears up a lot of the mysteries surrounding
brass players and percussionists!

-Scott

Scott D. Morrow
Department of Biochemistry
School of Hygiene and Public Health
Johns Hopkins University
(410)-955-3631

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