Klarinet Archive - Posting 000246.txt from 1996/07

From: Lisa Clayton <clayton@-----.EDU>
Subj: Dangerous Instruments
Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 20:40:05 -0400

> I was waiting for someone else to start, but since no one has stepped
> forward thus far, I will offer my nominee:
>
> The Alpine horn - imagine you're playing one of these in a marching band
> and you hit a pothole! That baby could take out quite a few teeth, as well
> do serious property damage!
>
> Your move!
>
> -Scott

OK-- how about a topless, well-endowed woman playing a 120-button
piano accordion?

(OK, this is way off topic, but on the other hand I haven't given
myself a whole lot of time to evaluate my Zonda sampler. So far,
so good.)

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