Klarinet Archive - Posting 000509.txt from 1996/05

From: "Scott D. Morrow" <SDM@-----.EDU>
Subj: :-) Discount Magazine-Free Bargain Titles :-)
Date: Wed, 22 May 1996 09:26:25 -0400

>To all my friends, colleagues (and strangers!) on the KLARINET list:
>
> If you post any type of message, please DO NOT include any
>of the following words in the title:
> Magazine, Bargain, Discount, Free
>
> If I see any of these in a title, it usually gets "nuked" without
>being read.

Sorry!
It's been one of those weeks, and I just couldn't resist!

For those of you who braved the title:

Two clarinetists were walking down an alley behind the concert hall
when they were accosted by a crazed, knife-wielding oboist. Quickly, one
of the clarinetists whipped out his clarinet and plunged it,
mouthpiece-first, through the assailant's heart. The other clarinetist
looked at the dying oboist, then at his colleague, frowned, and said,
"Mozart specifically called for a C clarinet and a more legato attack."

So, what do you expect on short notice?! You should have deleted
this based on the title!

-Scott (who DESPERATELY needs a vacation!)

Scott D. Morrow
Department of Biochemistry
School of Hygiene and Public Health
Johns Hopkins University
(410)-955-3631

SDM@-----.edu