Klarinet Archive - Posting 000237.txt from 1996/01

From: Josias Associates <josassoc@-----.COM>
Subj: Re: Taglines
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 1996 17:49:05 -0500

On Wed, 10 Jan 1996, Nick Winkler wrote:

> Connie, if you like "newspaper headline" taglines, how about:
>
> ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT CONVENTION
> or
> ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED, CHARGED WITH BATTERY
>
> Sorry that with this new Internet connection the taglines aren't available.
> Hope this will compensate, to some extent.
>
> -Nick-
>

Nick,

Thanks for the taglines. Here's another one:

CLARINET MANUFACTURER SUED FOR INSULTING INTELLIGENCE OF CLARINETISTS;
PLAINTIFF CITES INSCRIPTION ON INSIDE OF HIS CLARINET BELL, WHICH READS,
"BLOW IN OTHER END."

Regards,

Connie

Conrad Josias
La Canada, California