Klarinet Archive - Posting 000562.txt from 1995/12

From: Teri Herel <Herelt@-----.COM>
Subj: Re: Humourless Alternative to Klarinet :-)
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 1995 23:26:12 -0500

In a message dated 95-12-20 15:11:50 EST, you write:

>REEDS: You should ALL be using Vandoren V-12 #3.
>INSTRUMENTS: EVERYONE should be playing a Buffett R-13.
>INSTRUMENT AGE: ALL of your instruments were manufactured in 1936.
>FLAVOURED REEDS: You should ALL be using grape.
>MAINTENANCE: Your problem is the thigamajig on the doohickey. It CANNOT
>BE FIXED. Buy another Buffet R-13.
>RECORDINGS: The recording with Benny Goodman is the DEFINITVE RECORDING
>(it doesn't matter what piece).
>
>AND NOT MUCH MORE!!!!
>
>To subscribe:
>1) Scowl

I HATE V-12's, None of mine were made in 1936, but I do like grapes, and I
scowl well.
Verdict?