Klarinet Archive - Posting 000659.txt from 1995/06

From: Tom Izzo <tji@-----.EDU>
Subj: Re: Conservatories vs. Univer...
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 1995 23:22:29 -0400

On Tue, 27 Jun 1995, John Baetens wrote:

> If universities dropped music departments, what would they do
> at halftime at football games?

I think you have this backwards. The band entertains the crowd & when they
take a break, 22 nuts go out on the grass & maim each other, and after
the musicians have all had a long coffee break, they play another concert.
HA! :)

Besides aren't football games, those silly air table things we did as
kids in the local soda shop?