Klarinet Archive - Posting 000097.txt from 1995/06

From: Frances M Robinson <intm5@-----.UK>
Subj: Re: jokes
Date: Thu, 8 Jun 1995 14:19:39 -0400

Just a couple more

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
It's harder to hit a moving target.

What's the definition of an optimist?
A session bassoon player with a pager.

Frances