Klarinet Archive - Posting 000312.txt from 1995/04

From: Frances M Robinson <intm5@-----.UK>
Subj: Re: Impotence
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 1995 14:45:11 -0400

Dear List,
I have just got back from my grandma's. I won the village easter egg
hunt and I also reacieved about 5000000 easter eggas from my relatives
(there were 15 of us altogether). Well I have got 'the mystery clarinet'
and I will tell you all about it in another message. However, as I was
reading my mail, my dad comes in and sees the 'stick it up his but'
message and starts laughing because whatever you say we found it very
funny. Then I read the 'pre-ejaculatory fluid' message, and MY MUM comes
in. She pretended to laugh but really it was 'oh my god these people are
corrupting my innocent, youthful and polite young daughter' thiught. So
if you lot carry on I won't be allowed to this menswear concert. But
don't because it's all REALLY INTERESTING!!!! And I'm not innocent anyway
cos I've just spent the weekend talking to my cousin who is a pervert and
his best friend.

Frances