Klarinet Archive - Posting 000271.txt from 1995/04

From: Margie Andrews <madonna679@-----.ORG>
Subj: Impotence
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 1995 11:31:27 -0400

I think it would be possible for the castrato to have an orgasm by doing the
following:

Assemble his clarinet, sans reed and ligature.
Stick it up his butt.

Be sure to let us ALL know if this works! Enjoy!